Monday, January 19, 2009

That Final Field Trip.

"All right everybody, last picture, everybody move in a little closer.  ...liiiittle bit closer... ...closer, you guys."  "Oh GOD--"  "--oh GOD, MR. RIGOLETTI?!"  "Mr. Rigoletti!"  "--oh my god OH MY GOD!"  "I think--"  "--what?"  "I think Gates just fell in--"  "--I think she--"  "Gates?"  "--she totally--"  "I think she JUST JUMPED!"  "I don't see her!"  "Gates!"  "OH JESUS CHRIST! Oh god no...!"  "GATES?! GATES!!!"  "oh, god, somebody--!"  "SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING!!!"  "--she just--"  "I know..."  "I couldn't even.  I couldn't stop her."

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