It'd be one thing if she could at least brag that he was hung like a horse. But let's be honest, she couldn't even do that.
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It's the unwholesome stare from a red-headed child in a passing car.
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- The Last of America's Deep Space Probes.
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- "Have You No Decency?!"
- That Final Field Trip.
- The Happened.
- Why She Always Showered First.
- By Your Command.
- Motel for Dogs.
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- Make Way for Gypsies.
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- OJ Did It.
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