Tuesday, December 15, 2009
Monday, November 30, 2009
Sunday, November 15, 2009
Monday, August 31, 2009
This "August" you speak of is a lethargic wasteland of the mind.
Your favorite professor has been working on new projects which shall be unleashed in due time. Fiendish, hideous gibberings to delight and unsettle.
In Due Sincerity,
Prof. Adrian DreadWhimsy
Thursday, August 20, 2009
Monday, August 17, 2009
Turned him into the kind of bastard that could cook the books behind his own brother's back.
After you took him in, sobered him up.
Trusted him with your wife.
Lent him your car, your other car, and eventually your boat.
Lenny Fitz leaned back in his chair.
"There's a reason folks don't talk about the aftermath."
25 years covering the City Beat and even he couldn't handle writing about the lawlessness he'd seen.
Friday, August 7, 2009
Tuesday, August 4, 2009
How much would you need to be paid to spend a long cold Loch Ness night in the abandoned home of the dark lord?
Sunday, August 2, 2009
Wednesday, July 29, 2009
Tuesday, July 28, 2009
Saturday, July 25, 2009
Friday, July 24, 2009
Thursday, July 23, 2009
Thursday, July 16, 2009
He just wanted to go someplace where Justine wouldn't be so fuckin self-conscious about public displays of affection.
You know what she was like.
Their perverse reign of terror only ended when King James VI of Scotland led "a manhunt with a team of 400 men and several bloodhounds, soon finding the Beans' previously overlooked cave in Bannane Head. The cave was rife with human remains, having been the scene of hundreds of murders and cannibalistic acts."
Wednesday, July 15, 2009
Monday, July 13, 2009
"As medical science began to flourish in the early 19th century, demand [for cadavers] rose sharply, but at the same time, the only legal supply of cadavers—the bodies of executed criminals—had fallen due to a sharp reduction in the execution rate... William Burke and William Hare... sold the corpses of their 17 victims to the Edinburgh Medical College for dissection..."
She was sure David Letterman would follow her suggestions.
And if he didn't, well, then, she'd just keep sending strongly-worded letters.
And if that didn't work, well, then, she'd just reach out to her women's militia group and have his people killed.
Simple as that.