It was a trick. Santa had let them escape, let them make it to a payphone.
A payphone that dialed only one number.
And, let's just say, it wasn't the ACLU.
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Lies They'll Tell You About Me.
- Ross Maxwell
- Los Angeles, California
- An LA-based TV writer of particular tastes: the Funny, the Pathetic, the Sad-Funny, the Pug-Fugly.
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DreadWhimsy is a street clown caught in a terrorist attack screaming, "Jesus Christ! Somebody DO something!!"
It's walking in on your cat chopping vegetables with a sharp knife in your kitchen in the middle of the night.
It's the unwholesome stare from a red-headed child in a passing car.
It shouldn't be funny.
But it is funny.
And you're wrong for laughing.
But I forgive you.
But not really.
You sad fuck.
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