The following DreadWhimsy entries are coming to you from the Persian Gulf, from Sergeant First Class Benari Poulten, serving with the Multi-National Force in Baghdad, Iraq.
We wish him quick and safe return to our shores, but only once he's single-handedly solved that whole... Middle East thing.
Benari is a screenwriter, stand-up comedian, and military man (triple threat!) from New York City. You can check out his blog at: benaripoulten.blogspot.com