Mags and Viv on a Tuesday Morning.

"No, I know, believe you me, and I said Nigel--"

"--no you did not--"

"--no, I did, I said, Nigel, if I can trim myself down there so can you."

"Stop it."

"I did! I said, here: Hand me the clippers.  I'll even show you how."

"Oh, you are terrible, aren't you."