My Dearest Minions:
Thank you for ONE YEAR of whimsy and dread.
This week last summer, these chronicles of despair were begun, and like some sticky larval creature plucked from underneath a flagstone, taken home in a shoebox, and secretly raised in your closet, it has grown unexpectedly into something fearful.
Continue to send pictures of mirth and woe.
Continue to tell your highly-suggestible friends.
Continue your hideous transformation.
And wipe that smile off your face.
In Due Sincerity,
Professor Adrian DreadWhimsy.
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Congratulations for a year of brilliant mirth. I'm proud to be a minion and will keep proselytizing.
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