Thursday, June 18, 2009

"The Year is One!"

My Dearest Minions:

Thank you for ONE YEAR of whimsy and dread.
This week last summer, these chronicles of despair were begun, and like some sticky larval creature plucked from underneath a flagstone, taken home in a shoebox, and secretly raised in your closet, it has grown unexpectedly into something fearful.

Continue to send pictures of mirth and woe.
Continue to tell your highly-suggestible friends.
Continue your hideous transformation.

And wipe that smile off your face.

In Due Sincerity,
Professor Adrian DreadWhimsy.

1 comment:

  1. Congratulations for a year of brilliant mirth. I'm proud to be a minion and will keep proselytizing.