When her parents woke up on Easter morning and pulled back the sheets, all they found was a single Cadbury Cream Egg and a note that read: "Don't worry. I'll raise her as my own."
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"The tragically ludicrous, the ludicrously tragic."
Lies They'll Tell You About Me.
- Ross Maxwell
- Los Angeles, California
- An LA-based TV writer of particular tastes: the Funny, the Pathetic, the Sad-Funny, the Pug-Fugly.
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DreadWhimsy is a street clown caught in a terrorist attack screaming, "Jesus Christ! Somebody DO something!!"
It's walking in on your cat chopping vegetables with a sharp knife in your kitchen in the middle of the night.
It's the unwholesome stare from a red-headed child in a passing car.
It shouldn't be funny.
But it is funny.
And you're wrong for laughing.
But I forgive you.
But not really.
You sad fuck.
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- The Wrong Part of Town.
- You Can Take a Shower If You Want.
- I Can Stop Any Time I Want.
- Three Days From Retirement.
- "I'm Doing an Independent Major."
- He Ain't Kiwi. He's My Brother.
- Your Friday Moment of Un-DreadWhimsy.
- The Connor Party.
- The Day Culture Arrived in Spooner Gulch, CO.
- In Your Grocier's Freezer.
- Now You're Playing With Power!
- Bamboozled.
- Silence = Death. Meows = Love.
- Unfair-a Faucet.
- Faster, Pussycat, Shill, Shill.
- Lego My Hand.
- Ruxpin Redux
- Quarter-life Crisis.
- Darth Nancy.
- Rainbow, Bright. Doom, Dark.
- The Hoofening.
- Paps Smurf
- Kitty Can't Play Today.
- Strife Begins at Conception.
- I Let It Get Bigger Than Big.
- A Whiter Shade of Dead.
- My Two Dads.
- Finger-Licking Bad.
- Candyland Confidential.
- At the Kennel-Owners Association Meeting.
- Summertime... and the Killing is Easy.
- Meow Mix.
- "The Modem of Christ Compels You!"
- Care Bares.
- You Can't Get Pregnant the First Time, Baby.
- Mary Poppins Reboot, Directed by Neil LaBute.
- Babysitting Ruth?
- Mother of Invention.
- Friday, 7:48 PM
- The Parent Trap.
- Mommy Nearest.
- Ain't Nothing But a G-Rated-Thing, Baaaby.
- Cock and Balls.
- The Smell of Asparagus.
- Chicken of the Sea.
- Schnauzer's List.
- The People vs. Big Toy Corporation.
- My, What Sharp Childhood Neuroses You Have.
- Ho! Ho! Lunch break.
- Oh Make Me Over.
- "No Means No." A Lifetime Original Movie.
- Have You Seen Your Father Lately?
- Downs The Rabbit Hole.
- Goodbye, Kitty.
- Guys Goneth Wylde.
- Duck, Duck, Cat.
- Such a Well Behaved Boy.
- Love Me, Love Me, Say That You Love Me.
- Supersize My Foot in Your Ass.
- Quirrell As Folk.
- There Are Some Things Not Even Fabreze Can Fix.
- I Just Want The Best for my Children.
- She Promised Never to Hit Control-Alt-Delete.
- Here's My Business Card. I Said Take It.
- Bite It. Bite the Hand That Feeds You.
- Ex-Gay Junkyard.
- You Never Really Respected the Craft.
- I've Got A Headache THIS BIG.
- Single White Male Seeks.
- Ain't Nobody Here But Us Chickens.
- Where We're Going, We Don't Need Roads.
- The Rumpus Room Gets Real.
- Some Things Can't Be Left Up to Chance.
- The Other White Meat.
- The Cat's Meow.
- A Horse is a Horse, Of Course, Of Course.
- Work Hard, Play Hard.
- Vader, Interrupted.
- Grandma Gets Creative.
- Tonight on Intervention on A&E.
- Keep Your Hands at Ten and Two.
- "Game Over, Man!"
- Fatter Than a Baby's Arm.
- Cats Do Not Apologize.
- The Girl in the Basket.
- What You Feared Was True.
- The Land Beyond the Last Horizon.
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