"Hey Janey. I really wish you didn't smoke weed. You're not the same when you smoke, and... and I miss my friend. I'll be outside. Actually... actually I guess I'll be right here."
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
skip to main |
skip to sidebar
"The tragically ludicrous, the ludicrously tragic."
Lies They'll Tell You About Me.
- Ross Maxwell
- Los Angeles, California
- An LA-based TV writer of particular tastes: the Funny, the Pathetic, the Sad-Funny, the Pug-Fugly.
Contact the Professor:
SEND PICTURES:
What is "DreadWhimsy?"
DreadWhimsy is a street clown caught in a terrorist attack screaming, "Jesus Christ! Somebody DO something!!"
It's walking in on your cat chopping vegetables with a sharp knife in your kitchen in the middle of the night.
It's the unwholesome stare from a red-headed child in a passing car.
It shouldn't be funny.
But it is funny.
And you're wrong for laughing.
But I forgive you.
But not really.
You sad fuck.
DreadWhimsy Links.
Dreadwhimsy Minions.
Counting My Minions.
Links to the World Beyond.
- Previously On Point Dume.
- Buzzfeed -- The Viral Web in RealTime.
- Neatorama -- The Strange and Wondrous.
- io9 -- SciFi News
- Procrastinet -- The Verb of the Age.
- JoyHog -- Culture, News, Gossip, Reviews.
- Weinin' -- Your Daily Bitch-n-Moan.
- Number 9 -- Stand-up from Iraq.
- Futility Closet -- Eerie History.
- Brandon Hardesty -- Talent.
Legal Notice.
All images were found un-right-click-protected on the wide expanses of the Internets. It is not DreadWhimsy's intention to misrepresent or co-opt any works presented here. All titles and narratives are original to this blog and do not necessarily represent the views or intentions of the original image-maker. Any resemblence to persons living, dead, or fictional is wholly coincidental.
...or IS IT? (It is.)
The Catacombs.
-
▼
2009
(295)
-
▼
March
(30)
- You've Changed, Man.
- Tell Me What You Told Me That Night on the Beach.
- 21 Jump Street: The Next Generation.
- Pearls Before Swine.
- "Well. If the Girls Want to See It, I Guess..."
- He Can't See You If You Stand Still.
- The Big Tit Grab.
- The Guilt-Giving Tree.
- Fight the Future.
- "You-- You Wanna Talk About It? ...Buddy?"
- "I Got It Used on Amazon."
- Just Like Old Times.
- In This New Global Candy-conomy.
- Credit Crunchy.
- Have You Seen The Kids?
- Cat's Eye.
- One To Watch.
- Love in the Time of Spatial Distortion.
- "I Said HARDER. Are You Fucking DEAF Too?"
- What Have You Done? What Have You DONE?!
- Children of the Cul-de-Sac.
- In the Matter of the Matterhorn.
- Subcontinent Subconscious.
- Be Our Guest. Or Else.
- Go Now.
- Brother, Can You Spare a Seal Pup?
- Spongebob Suddendeath.
- Sanctity of Marriage.
- Fox on Fox News.
- How Low Can You Limbaugh?
-
▼
March
(30)
No comments:
Post a Comment