She was sure the Idol judges would notice her this year. And she just couldn't go back to working the Walmart in Macon. She had talent. This was it for her.
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DreadWhimsy is a street clown caught in a terrorist attack screaming, "Jesus Christ! Somebody DO something!!"
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It's the unwholesome stare from a red-headed child in a passing car.
It shouldn't be funny.
But it is funny.
And you're wrong for laughing.
But I forgive you.
But not really.
You sad fuck.
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