The Rainbow Connection.

Was this really the best way Uncle Chuck could think of to teach them about the Water Cycle?  Timmy didn't think so, but he was just too polite to interrupt.

It's All For You, Natalya.

Dr. Arbogast had a good point: her 8th birthday probably wasn't anything like she was remembering it.  Well shit, thought Natalya.  If I made that up, what the hell else was a total lie?

You Guys Are Like My Total Best Friends Ever.

Mitzy and Puffin looked at each other.  Neither one said a word.  But let's get real:  it was never going to be their turn to jump rope.

Give Me One Moment in Time.

After all they'd been through together, all the memories, they each swore they'd keep in touch after Beijing. But. Well. Even Huang Fu didn't really believe it would happen.

Raisin' McCain.

It was a lesson Little John learned early back on the family compound: the slower the creature, the quicker they fell for sweet, sweet bait-meat. And lynchings. That too.

Meanwhile, At Stately Wayne Manor.

Bruce caught his reflection in a mirror on the way out the door.  How many nights? he thought to himself.  How many motherpuggin' nights does it take to clean up this town?

Night of the Gerber.

They tried to clear their minds but it was too late.  Gozer had already chosen the form the Wall Street Crisis would take.

They'll All Laugh at You.

Frankly, Nibbles didn't care one bit for their "joke," or the pointing or the cruel sound of their laughter. These people were supposed to be his friends, but if this is what they thought of him... well then he'd just leave the party right now. To hell with them all. He didn't need them. He didn't need anybody.

Jump. For My Love.

Eventually Amanda gave in.  If she was going to be Mrs. Copperfield from now on, she was going to have to get used to the way David lived.

Special Wants.

With the American economy finally "taken care of," Keiko and Julie knew it was time to finally go public and announce the birth of their unholy reign of terror.

This IS My Good Side.

Facebook had taught Wayne a cruel lesson.  There was just no way to fake a "candid" self-pic.