"No Means No." A Lifetime Original Movie.

She followed him the next weekend and couldn't believe what she was seeing. Another Saturday, another girl, another bar, another date rape. It was up to her to stop him once and for all.

Have You Seen Your Father Lately?

Legal or not, Eric Lu was his son, dammit, and always would be. He thanked God for the loose Chinese adoption policies.

Downs The Rabbit Hole.

Losing them in the marketplace proved more difficult than he'd assumed.

Goodbye, Kitty.

The Republicans had been right along: the Gays had ruined the military for everyone.

Guys Goneth Wylde.

Lord Ralpher de Montepuke was known for many things. After that night, he was only known for one.

Duck, Duck, Cat.

"Who, Quackenpuss? Oh, well, David found it living under the deck after that big rainstorm last month? I don't mind the way it sneaks up on me and begs for bread, or even the wet nest of hairballs it made behind the fridge. But the way it shrieks in the night, Shirley... the way it screams in the dark chills my blood."

Such a Well Behaved Boy.

Billy dropped the catalog and ran from his parents' bedroom. He stared at his bland, pretty face in the mirror, shaking his head in horror. No, he thought, that can't be possible. My name is Billy, not Stock #70023

Love Me, Love Me, Say That You Love Me.

Well, they could have their stupid old Prom.  Sheila didn't need them.  She didn't need their friendship or their acceptance.  She was beautiful on the inside.  You know what, she'd-- she'd... she'd throw her own Prom!  That's it.  She'd throw her own Prom.  And none of them would be invited.

Supersize My Foot in Your Ass.

"Fuckin Mayor McCheese and his fuckin out-sourcing.  Who taught Birdie how to fly?  Huh?!  Who confronted Grimace about his diabetes?  Huh?!  Who helped the Fry Guys beat that rape charge? Huh?!  Me, that's who.  The 'fuck are you looking at, bitch?  That's right, nothing."

Quirrell As Folk.

Voldemort didn't give a damn who saw him out in Williamsburg, he was going to have his Saturday night. No, you know what? He deserved his Saturday night after the week he'd had.

There Are Some Things Not Even Fabreze Can Fix.

Iron Man sighed. No matter how old you get, you never forget Catholic boarding school. He knew what came next.

I Just Want The Best for my Children.

After weighing the pros and cons, Darlene decided breast-feeding was the way to go.

She Promised Never to Hit Control-Alt-Delete.

Summer camp was full of new discoveries and forbidden desires, but they both knew their families would never approve.

Here's My Business Card. I Said Take It.

"Oh, Charlie!" the girls in the office would giggle when he made those harmless off-color jokes.  No one was giggling when they found the first intern.

Bite It. Bite the Hand That Feeds You.

"Mother always knew just how I liked my whipped beef sandwiches-- served quickly. Because Mother knew just how much it hurt when she fucked it up."

Ex-Gay Junkyard.

Sometimes on his way home to his wife, Julian would drive by slowly. Sometimes he'd even stop. No. No, keep driving, Julian, he'd tell himself. That was a long time ago.

You Never Really Respected the Craft.

Rusty knew they'd taken the act as far as it could go, but how do you break it off with someone and still maintain a professional working relationship? Plus, Gary knew all about the underage girls in Vegas. It was time to make some tough phone calls.

I've Got A Headache THIS BIG.

Superman felt the way most of us did when he saw the final cut.

Single White Male Seeks.

It was then that Gareth realized he'd finally cracked the secret to successful dating in Los Angeles.

Ain't Nobody Here But Us Chickens.

It was one of those Hollywood hot-tub parties where you just knew anything might happen.